Wednesday, 6 February 2013

Life's a Beach and then you die!

As before, when one is trapped on a beach, life becomes a daily holiday iteration. Not much different from our last beach log, in fact (those easily bored should give up now). Breakfast can be anything from green curry to something wonderful from the egg chef (why is it that fried eggs with a dash of ham and cheese tastes so much better in foreign countries?). If we sit in the outside restaurant the insects can be a pain but luckily Linda is a white witch and has brewed up aerosols made from natural essential oils that forms a protective repellent barrier . . . OH GOD IT'S BURROWING INTO MY LEG!

Next it's battling with the towel-placing morons for a sunbed on the rocky shore outside our seaward-facing villa. There are plenty of empty sunbeds on the Samet Villa's sandy beach but we prefer the partial shade of a tree to an umbrella. Luckily, the insects aren't a problem thanks to Linda's concoctions . . OUCH, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!

It's a bit hot at the moment thereby confounding my earlier weather forecast. Sometimes there's no breeze at all so I feel the need to take a walk along the available bays and beaches this side of the island and examine the wide variety of beached sea mammals along the shore, and all other things mammalian, I suppose. And tattooed. And, sometimes, damned strange. On my weary and sweaty return Linda will rather kindly declare it Beer o'Clock and we order cold large Changs on a rickety wooden bench in the sand at a nearby beach restaurant. Afternoon brings a respite from this hectic lifestyle when we rest for a few hours or, like now, I'll find an air-conditioned room to write rubbish like this. Then its shower and least smelly clothes for an evening's pre-dinner drinkies before another simple evening supper. 

Just to deviate from this boring perambulation, two nights go we walked back up the coast to the Sunrise Bar, a place we spent a memorable New Years Eve with Mike and Carolyn and Louise. Now, to us, the area where we had sprawled out on cushions on the beach five years ago now looks considerably, well, truncated. And lower. In fact, thinking it over, the whole bay looked a bit smaller than we remembered. We asked our friendly hippy host about this and, as best we can determine, a "big wave" hit the beach "next month" (I assume he mean't last month as I doubt the local ganja is that powerful). Curious, I tried researching this on the net but could only find one reference to a "small tsunami" (like, four inches high) hitting Thailand on the 24th January after an 8.4 earthquake in Indonesia. It certainly would have been the right time if we understood the owner but it  effectively wiped out half the sand in the bay on this island. Where there was once an unbroken stretch of sand leading 20 or 30 meters out to the shoreline there is now a six inch drop in the sand revealing rocks that hadn't (I'm sure,) been there before, like someone had taken a bite out of the bay. Maybe the Cavs can shed some light on it when  they arrive tomorrow.

9 comments:

Steve said...

That does it I am on the next plane out regardless of insects, as even I am fed up with this lousy weather and I can then hide from all the damp that is now appearing round the house. Just been reminded we are off to the wilds of South Devon for a week of mayhem. Suggestion for you regarding biting things is to eat them first may even be some nutrition in them.

Gary said...

Ha Ha .... get a grip Dave, they're only little insects, it's reading more like "Carry on Up the Jungle" now! Take Steve's great advice, get in there first and eat a few of 'em!! Or get yourself so drunk you don't notice 'em ... or even better, engage them in meaningful conversation.

Ginge said...

It's like I'm a celebrity get me out of here without Ant & Dec. As Gary said get your own back and have some of them with chilli sauce, or from the egg chef in the morning! Plenty of protein in bugs and more eco friendly, it's the way forward you know.

The Iceman said...

Could try an insect cocktail, shaken not stirred with a stinger on ice.

Margaret said...

Fairy rhymes with Fahey - well almost!

Loving the banter.

It's even colder again now but, like Steve, we are am off to "sunny" Devon soon. Let's hope the barman serves lovely cool beers at beer o'clock.

Don't know who Iceman is, but did see Top Gun last week and I don't think it's him

Da5e's Blogs said...

Thanks Margaret. That answers one question at least. I'm not making this stuff up -- honest! I've just come off the beach where a fire ant dropped down from a tree and, head down, started chewing into my knee. What was more disturbing was, at the exactly the same time, another was purposefully running up the side of my chilled Chang. Which one was the decoy? And where were its friends? Both were dispatched and gun emplacements set up. Sod the home concoctions: it's 95% DEET spray from now on!

Margaret said...

Oh to have that problem.I dream of mossie bites.......not really!
Do you want to borrow a badminton raquet and swipe at the little beasts?

Cold, dark and damp here. At least the ice doesn't melt too soon in this evening's G&T. However - wonderful sunrise

The Doctor said...

Here's a thought and I'm sure I may have read this in the latest medical journal or was it one of those infernal sci-fi books that if you imbibe enough of a said product that in this case they will then, on you ooozing enough of there DNA through the skin they will consider you one of them and leave you alone. Just a thought though ! Sounds cheaper than pouring all that stuff over and worth a try ?

Da5e's Blogs said...

"Infernal sci-fi books"? Doctor? Doctor Who?
Ha Ha -- someone had to say it.